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(Former MP responds to egg farm scandal)

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The national broadcasting station

Incessantly injures the nation

By airing what ought to be hidden.

Such work should be strictly forbidden.

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On Monday, their program suggested

An egg farm had once been infested

With mice, but I must say I doubt it.

The buildings, they said, were too crowded.

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The farmers are marketing heroes;

Their income has plenty of zeroes.

Disguising their product as healthy,

They managed to stay very wealthy.

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Consumers want hens to have freedom;

The marketing soon would mislead’em.

They swore that the taste was terrific

(The reason was not scientific).

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The packaging fooled them completely;

The cartons were labeled so neatly.

No sign that the hens were in trouble;

The price hid it all: it was double.

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The national broadcasting station

Creates a belligerent nation:

Now, eggs have a new definition;

They’re weapons instead of nutrition.

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In the news:

Eggs Thrown in Wrong Direction

Attack on Icelandic Agriculture?

Egg Farm Example of Greenwashing

Deplorable Conditions at Egg Farm

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