Our nation has lately addressed
The need to unshackle the breast.
A nipple must not be enclosed,
But ought to be free and exposed.
When interviewed, Nipple confessed,
"This life behind bras I detest.
They're totally blocking my view.
I'm blindfolded, bitter and blue."
"So may I, dear women, suggest
A product to free the oppressed?
It's one with unlimited view:
A bra I can simply see through."
In the news:
© Vala Hafstad —[email protected]
Vala is the author of News Muse: Humorous Poems Inspired by Strange News, available in bookstores and on Amazon.com.