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The PM's 17th of June Address (VH)

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The PM's 17th of June Address

Today, I address you, my nation.

I sense there is fury, frustration,

So let me remind you, I'm swell;

I've served you incredibly well.

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I've battled the EU with vigor

By writing a letter with rigor.

I'm busy dividing the pie

Between my old friends, by and by.

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Your wages have never been higher.

You buy all the things you desire.

That's why I don't get why you strike,

Demanding a salary hike.

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On Facebook, you're terribly crappy.

In polls, you declare that you're happy.

You're clearly completely insane;

There's something not right in your brain.

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Although you're all troubled and crazy,

Ungrateful, bad-tempered and lazy,

Remember, you gave me the crown.

No chance that I'll ever step down.

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© Vala Hafstad —[email protected]

Vala is the author of News Muse: Humorous Poems Inspired by Strange News, available in bookstores and on Amazon.com.

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