We need to find a slogan here
To make a nuisance disappear.
The problem stinks, I do admit,
And rhymes with words like hit and pit.
We can’t use words that may offend,
So this is what we recommend:
“We want our picnic, view or shoe
To be without your number two.”
In the news:
© Vala Hafstad – valahafstad(at)msn.com
Vala is the author of News Muse: Humorous Poems Inspired by Strange News, available in bookstores and on Amazon.com