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Vala Hafstað's picture

We need to find a slogan here
To make a nuisance disappear.
The problem stinks, I do admit,
And rhymes with words like hit and pit.

We can’t use words that may offend,
So this is what we recommend:
“We want our picnic, view or shoe
To be without your number two.”

In the news:

Tourist Defecation Problem Resurfaces

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Vala is the author of News Muse: Humorous Poems Inspired by Strange News, available in bookstores and on

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