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Hot or Not

(The PM responds)

I thought you perceived me as hot.

Apparently, though, you do not.

My plan was to diet and run,

But neither of those turned out fun.

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I’m seething; my temper is hot

And patience is not what I’ve got.

When people assert that the pope

Is hotter than me, I can’t cope.

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I’m ill and my forehead is hot.

The doctor can’t say what I’ve got.

This ranking is making me sick.

I need a thermometer, quick.

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Some parts of me, surely, are hot.

However, you claim I am not.

The truth, I’m afraid, must be told:

You people are callous and cold.

© Vala Hafstad —[email protected]

Vala is the author of News Muse: Humorous Poems Inspired by Strange News, available in bookstores and on Amazon.com.

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